A wonderful New Year's Resolution for the President

"I take my responsibility to protect the American people seriously. Therefore, starting January first, 2006, all of America's thousands of unConstitutional laws against self defense shall be repealed by Executive Order. The best way to protect the American people is to allow them to protect themselves."

Thus signed by a fictional President of the United States who has actually read, and who understands, the Bill of Rights.

They've killed Freedom! Those bastards!

Warm Regards,

Col. Hogan
Stalag California