OJ Simpson was arrested today for Celebrity Armed Robbery, as the cable tv news stations are reporting all day, every day ad nauseum. If Celebrity Drunk Driving, Celebrity Driving Without a License, Celebrity Leaving the Scene of an Accident and Celebrity Possession of Cocaine carries a sentence of twenty-four hours in jail (not each, mind, but for the lot!), what do you suppose will be the sentence for Celebrity Armed Robbery? Forty-eight hours? Or is that too traumatizing?
***
Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't.
***
Women who arrange their clothing so that their underwear--even bra straps--show outside of their outer clothes, ought to be recognized for what they are: stylistically challenged.
***
Men whose drawers show outside of their trousers should be laughed at, mercilessly.
***
Individuals who are psychologically unable to have a cell phone and not be talking to someone, need help.
***
One or more parties in every auto collision has a cell phone, reading material, a shaver, a lipstick, a hair brush or something like that in his or her hand at the time of the collision.
***
An armed society is a polite society. --Robert A Heinlein
***
The first requirement for membership in the Republican Party is to have been born without a spine.
***
D'ja ever notice that on the rare occasions when Mrs Bill Clinton is asked a tough question, or one she won't answer, she breaks out in peals of raucous laughter? She does that to buy a bit of time while she thinks about how she'll evade the issue.
***
Things rattlin' around in my head,
Warm regards,
Col. Hogan
Stalag California
No comments:
Post a Comment