Sunday, September 16, 2007

A Few Random Mental Meanderings

OJ Simpson was arrested today for Celebrity Armed Robbery, as the cable tv news stations are reporting all day, every day ad nauseum. If Celebrity Drunk Driving, Celebrity Driving Without a License, Celebrity Leaving the Scene of an Accident and Celebrity Possession of Cocaine carries a sentence of twenty-four hours in jail (not each, mind, but for the lot!), what do you suppose will be the sentence for Celebrity Armed Robbery? Forty-eight hours? Or is that too traumatizing?

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Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't.

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Women who arrange their clothing so that their underwear--even bra straps--show outside of their outer clothes, ought to be recognized for what they are: stylistically challenged.

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Men whose drawers show outside of their trousers should be laughed at, mercilessly.

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Individuals who are psychologically unable to have a cell phone and not be talking to someone, need help.

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One or more parties in every auto collision has a cell phone, reading material, a shaver, a lipstick, a hair brush or something like that in his or her hand at the time of the collision.

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An armed society is a polite society. --Robert A Heinlein

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The first requirement for membership in the Republican Party is to have been born without a spine.

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D'ja ever notice that on the rare occasions when Mrs Bill Clinton is asked a tough question, or one she won't answer, she breaks out in peals of raucous laughter? She does that to buy a bit of time while she thinks about how she'll evade the issue.

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Things rattlin' around in my head,

Warm regards,

Col. Hogan
Stalag California

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