Monday, May 28, 2007

April Showers Bring May Blizzards

As Congress' Bimbo of the House and first-tier algorean San Fran Nan Pelosi flies to Iceland, Germany and Belgium with her rock-star entourage of socialist Democrat cronies and one token spineless Republican, in her brand spanking new Air Force Three (leaving a trail of prime lignite carbon across the skies over the Atlantic, we're all waiting on pins and needles, in our parkas and Hudson's Bay coats, for global warming to begin. Reportedly, she is no longer wearing the head scarf she wore on her trip to Syria recently.

As shown in this news story, the group plans to meet with "scientists" of the socialist variety to find ways to further enslave their countries' people with anti-technology propaganda that's somehow related to the presumption that the temperature of the Earth has gone up a degree or so in the past century--most of it prior to the our ability to measure such things accurately.

After all, if we'd never developed this degree of technological advancement, we wouldn't have the means to know we're doomed.

One might note that the Congressfools did not put Bismarck, North Dakota on their travel agenda. According to another news story from KFYR-TV in Bismarck, some two hundred miles from my home town, there's been a significant snowfall. Residents woke up on May 26th to a winter wonderland of heavy, wet snow causing tree branches to break and fall on houses and cars. Bismarck authorities haven't yet declared a state of emergency, nor has FEMA been called.
Looks like the kids put their sleds and skis away a little too soon.

Fiddling while Washington burns.

Warm regards,

Col. Hogan
Stalag California


MK said...

Those Syrians must have loved that bit of submission from Pelosi, call it accomodation if you will, but in their eyes, it's submission.

Col. Hogan said...

I noticed that when Ms Rice went over there, she also wore a cover over her hair. It was, however, a far more stylish one than that dopey-looking scarf Ms Pelosi wore.

It would've been cool had she worn a playmate-of-the-month hot-babe wig instead of a scarf.