Saturday, November 15, 2008

The Hottest Coldest October in Fifty Years

Telegraph.co.uk doesn't call the evil Dr James Hanson a complete bloody idiot (with an anti-life agenda), but it might as well have done so. According to a story written by Christopher Booker of that newspaper, after the algorian Dr Hanson declared this past October "the hottest October on record," and in spite of reports from the real world.

This was startling. Across the world there were reports of unseasonal snow and plummeting temperatures last month, from the American Great Plains to China, and from the Alps to New Zealand. China's official news agency reported that Tibet had suffered its "worst snowstorm ever". In the US, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration registered 63 local snowfall records and 115 lowest-ever temperatures for the month, and ranked it as only the 70th-warmest October in 114 years.

If this doesn't completely discredit the "global warming" hoax for all time, it'll be because algorian government officials simply will refuse to let their socialist agandae be altered by...uh...facts.

NASA, the federal agency whose main mission seems to be to make sure no one gets into space, monitors the world's weather through its subagency, Goddard Institute for Space Studies (GISS). GISS' initial reports showed readings across a vast part of Russia up to 10 degrees higher than normal. Warmiong skeptics, analyzing the data, discovered that the Russia figures weren't from October at all, but from September(!).

GISS did a fast shuffle and stammered a lame excuse about not having adequate resources, and has since revised its figures.

Read the whole story, folks. It's a testament to the incompetence of the unaccountable government agency--just one of hundreds. Who can say the destructive laws and regulations that would have evolved from the socialist governments of the world in the next few years (and still might!), had no one been watching these bumbling idiots.

They've killed Freedom! Those bastards!

Warm regards,

Col. Hogan
Stalag California

9 comments:

MK said...

They'll never let it go C.H. I wouldn't be surprised if the morons will be screaming 'we're going to burn' as people are huddled around fires in the spring.

Since they were banging on for mother earth, you'd think she'd do them a favor and give em some boiling hot temps just so they don't make constant fools of themselves.

Fortunately for the alarmists, many among the masses are only happy to swallow the nonsense that's peddled by the likes of Gore and soon, obama.

T. F. Stern said...

In other words, those in charge of telling us about the “end of the world” have to lie in order to get their agenda into play

the Wine Commonsewer said...

Off Topic: Just watching the Traveling Wilbury's video Handle Me With Care. I cannot ever see Roy Orbison without thinking of you, man.

Not sure what that means. :-)

Overexposed and commercialized regards, TWC

Col. Hogan said...

MK,

It wouldn't be so bad, but hundreds of thousands of marching morons actually believe this crap with no scientific knowledge, and no objective research at all.

When I first heard of "global warming," I just thought that it didn't make sense. Too many logical flaws.

I started reading stuff--but not anything that comes from the algorians. Nothing that any of the environazis say makes logical sense.

No one who thinks intelligibly buys that stuff.

So, the same marching morons who buy into the algorian lies elected B Hussein.

That'll either be a continuation of the Decline and Fall of the Late, Great USA, or people will be so pissed they'll repudiate this nonsense once and for all. I try to be optimistic.

Col. Hogan said...

TF,

It's been a series of lies right from the beginning. The evil Dr James Hanson has destroyed his credibility over some collectivist agenda he's dreamed up, and deserves to be tossed out on his mangy gluteus maximi!

Col. Hogan said...

TWC,

I have an old sailor's tale that this remind me of, and I think I'll write it down when I get a chance. Only it wasn't Roy Orbison.

Been having a problem with Adobe lately. When I try to play a video, I get a popup that says I need to load a plugin. If I load the plugin, I get a popup that says I need to load a plugin.

I tried to reload flash player, but it changes nothing. When I get a chance, I'm going to take my 'puter down to get deloused, I think.

smartass sob said...

If this doesn't completely discredit the "global warming" hoax for all time,

But of course it's discredited - haven't you noticed that most are now refering to it as climate change? That's so that when it's no longer tenable to claim warming they can still go on about how humans are altering the climate and how government has to put a stop to it.

sasob

Col. Hogan said...

SASOB,

In a comment on facebook, the writer actually wrote that global warming (maybe she said "climate change,") can cause either warming or cooling.

As for me, I'm sure that it can also cause the average temperature to stay the same. In fact, I suspect Tootsie Rolls are also proof of "global warming," as are inflatable tires and furry puppies.

the Wine Commonsewer said...

Been having a problem with Adobe lately. When I try to play a video, I get a popup that says I need to load a plugin. If I load the plugin, I get a popup that says I need to load a plugin.

Seen that happen in Firefox with Vista.

If your using IE try clearing the cache (control f5).

Also seen problems with java in the new IE and it's updates.

Try downloading and installing Flashplayer.