A Cure For the Woes of the California Children's Prison System
Thanks to Rob at Wild Blue Yonder, we find this gem to aid the reconstruction of the utterly failing California Children's Prison system.
In a stunning development, it was announced today that Professor Dolores Jane Umbridge has been appointed Headmaster of the California Public Schools. Professor Umbridge has pledged to stamp out all forms of homeschooling and to bring California's troubled schools up to nineteenth century standards of discipline and performance.As is well known throughout the civilized world, Prof Umbridge is a character from one of the Harry Potter books.
"There will be no more nonsense", Umbridge has decreed.
The decision follows a criminally incompetent decision by the bought-and-paid-for California state court of appeals that will allow the state's schoolteachers to remain as incompetent as they are with little chance for most families to escape the conversion of all children into welfare state worshiping marching morons. Expect an exodus.
Tip of the old gray fedora to Wild Blue Yonder, Rational Jenn and the Philosophical Detective.
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