Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Hey, Kids! What Time Is It?

When the red phone rings at three in the morning (3AM in the morning, IYAAVOGS) , who would you like to know was going to answer it?

Someone who'll hold it in the right direction, one would hope.

Tip of the battered gray fedora to my Brother, the Texan.

They've killed Freedom! Those bastards!

Warm regards,

Col. Hogan
Stalag California


T. F. Stern said...

This reminded me of the movie Miracle on 34th Street where the toy dept. manager got his wife plastered so she would agree to have Santa use the spare bedroom. “Hellooooooo, Helloooooo. Why we’d love to have Santa stay with us…”; all the while she kept talking into the wrong end of the phone.

Col. Hogan said...


Are you saying that B Hussein Obama has been tippling a mite?

Right now, he's on tv saying that the government is spending $10 billion a month in the Iraq war. He suggests a number of places that money might be better spent. At no time did he suggest it be returned to taxpayers in the form of lower taxes.

T. F. Stern said...

Col. Hogan, You mean like trimming the $53 trillion national debt, trimming the pork, stopping the redistribution of wealth, handing out tax refunds to folks who don't even pay taxes; that kind of stuff?

MK said...

LOL that's got to be a photoshop job, i know he's a mad leftie but he's not that stupid is he?

Col. Hogan said...


Perhaps the diminished hearing of my motorcyclin', gun shootin' and construction workin' years is affecting my ability to get B Hussein Obama's true intentions, but I think it's because he's keeping 'em secret. If we really knew his intentions, he wouldn't have a chance.

Col. Hogan said...


He's keeping that secret, too.

steveintx said...

Maybe it is a photoshop deal I wasn't the shooter lookin' through the eyehole....but it's sooo funny!

Col. Hogan said...


After some of the stupid things B Hussein Obama has said recently, maybe he should turn the mike around, too.